Thursday, September 2, 2010

Why GW Must Hate Tau

















Often, jokingly, people suggest that GW likes the two legged, more familiar race in 40K, also known as Space Marines, above other cloven footed race, known as the Tau.

An example of this could be when Aaron Demski-Bowden(sp?) was asked when novels would be written about the xenos. The answer? "When they rock as hard." A perfectly legitimate (and funny as hell) answer, IMHO. The same reason I gave to a tyranid player when he asked why my psychic hood worked on people in vehicles, and his didn't.

"Tyranids just don't rock as hard", I said. Ok.... I didn't say that... but it does appear that way. I can't think of another reason that Shadow in the Warp doesn't effect things in vehicles, but Runes of Warding and Psychic Hood does...

But let's move on to Tau, who definitely, in the world of "rocking"... don't. Three fingered hands... isn't their point in 40K to be the target of slaughter, and having their things blown up?

Apparently, if you look at the Tau's own packaging, it is!

I've always noticed when I purchased Tau Pirahna's that in the background art OF THE BOX THEY COME IN one of the piraha's is blowing up. It's as if GW has said, "go ahead, but understand that one of their prime purposes, is to be destroyed." You don't see them selling land raiders with one in the background blowing up.

So today, for some reason I don't understand, I had the chance to go look at all the tau boxed sets. On the Crisis Suit box, and the Sniper Drone squadron, they also have the units that you are purchasing, being shot.

Food for thought... why do they put Tau Empire stuff blowing up, on the cover of the products they want us to purchase? I don't think this was done on any other GW products.

6 comments:

  1. i know the SM land speeder has speeders blowing up in the background. i'm sure i've seen more, but cant think of any at the moment

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  2. ROFL, that's awesome! Thank you!

    Maybe it's just "things that are armor 10" that blow up.

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  3. If all your Piranhas aren't wrecked by the end of the game, you're probably using them wrong. GW just wants you to know this.

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  4. isn't it the cover of City Fight where you see guardsmen shanking some firewarriors?

    btw, piranhas are sweet. the flechette charges are amazing, especially against orks

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  5. Ohhhh I use the hell out of them, trust me... and sadly... what they are best at is running forward, getting in your opponent's face, and dying!

    But crisis suits?! Sniper Drones?! Those things have a Stealth Generator for Khorne's sake, that means the guy blowing it up is at point blank range!

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